Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Randomize
