But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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