I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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