I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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