didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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