Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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