how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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