Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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