Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
did you just send me my own nude
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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