Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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