Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
