We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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