Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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