I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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