We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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