But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
