Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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