I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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