Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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