Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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