God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
