I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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