is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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