East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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