he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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