So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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