the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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