Whoa Z and x make the same sound
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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