I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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