I'm passing your future prison.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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