try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
sarcasm needs its own font
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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