Your mouth is God's brothel.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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