She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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