and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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