Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I touched a dick in church today
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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