i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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