that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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