So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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