ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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