dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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