Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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