Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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