You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Randomize
