Whod you bang
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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