end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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