we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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