Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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