Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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