You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low