I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it