yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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