Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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